In May of 2007, the Rule 34 database was launched on with a searchable archive of Rule 34 images. Rule 35: If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made. Rule 34: There is porn of it, no exceptions. Rule 35 was created as an addendum to the rule, which clarified that if porn on a subject did not currently exist, it would be created. On October 12th, the rule was included in the original "Rules of the Internet" list submitted to the Internet culture wiki Encyclopedia Dramatica. Personally, I'd paraphrase and call it "serious mental issues.On March 30th, 2006, the first Urban Dictionary definition for "Rule 34" was submitted by user Nukeitall, who claimed the adage was commonly used on a variety of message boards. the essence of story is conflict."Ī "GIFT?!" Yeah, okay then. Lemons are nice but what people really love is drama. just make sure to add a little story line too. "That was pretty good! you definitely have a gift. One offering praise, the other a bit of creative crit: Because I was just thinking about how this one wasn't quite hardcore enough.Īlways worth reading. "Whew.that was hard to write.i'm thinking of adding a 3rd chapter soon with a real hardcore lemon in." Thankfully, the writer ends it there, launching straight into their finishing comments: He tentatively licked it and smiled in approval before licking his furry hand clean. Slowly Shadow lifted his hand up to his mouth and smelled it. And do I even want to bring up the scale issues involved here? How big is an average cartoon hedgehog? Surely six inches is terrifyingly large for a penis, in comparison to his body?īack in the fic, things are getting more heated, and Sonic. Shadow smiled inwardly to himself, Sonic was a fairly decent size.about 6 inches.not to big.not to small. Sonic does like that, and starts moaning/spasming/etc and Shadow starts having some fun with Sonic's "member." You know it's a good bad-fanfiction when the word "member" is used. "Does my little hedgie like that?" Shadow asked "Mmm.Shadow what are you?" Sonic started with surprise as he felt a firm hand clasp over his assĪ freakin' hedgehog! That's what he is! But the writer seems to be ignoring the fact that s/he is sexualising hedgehogs. actually given him much choice there, have you Shadow? You brazen hussy!Ĭue Sonic's internal struggle, does he want it, doesn't he? But it turns out he does and they do some more fondling. "Yeah? Wanna touch me?" with that said Shadow promptly leaned forward and pressed his lips against Sonics. So I'd have been totally shocked to see that develop into something sexual. I for one am glad that the author offered this warning, because the "have you touched another guy?" and the playful thigh-squeezing happens on a regular basis in the Sonic universe. "Lemon" being a term for unashamedly pornographic content. "Tell me.Sonic" He pronounced his name slowly and carefully.letting it roll off his tongue "have you ever touched another guy?" he set his hand firmly on Sonic's thigh and gave it a playful squeeze.Īt this point, the author chooses to break the beautifully built-up tension to offer us a final warning: Who does Shadow have a thin for? Well, it's not long before we find out: Sonic stared back.he felt scared.and somehow vulnerable.but enthralled all at the same time.Sort of how this fic makes me feel, funnily enough. "Hmph.I think you know for yourself who I have a thin for." Shadow muttered and looked at Sonic evilly. 'My gay to where?!' Shadow is evidently wondering.Ĭould it be? Shadow.gay? Even if he truly was.what made Sonic think it was him he had a crush on? Sonic could only hope it was him.he waited with baited breathe "Huh.gay to?" Shadow echoed Sonics words. "Wha?! Shadow.your gay to?!" Sonic started suddenly as he stared at Shadow wide eyed. Shadow has something to reveal, and Sonic is interested to discover this shocking revelation. Okay, we start out with Sonic and Shadow having a "guy" talk. This is actually the second chapter of the fic, but considering the content, there's not really much storyline to catch up on. Clicking the title of this entry will lead you there, and I've linked it at the bottom of the post too. I have picked out the 'highlights' here, but go ahead and read the whole thing if you want to. The inventive spelling, grammar and vocabulary of the writer and the fact that all of it is underlined only serves to add to the baffling nature of the fic. This little beauty can be found at and features Sonic the Hedgehog exploring his sexuality with his rival - Shadow. At least these two are the same species and fandom. I'm easing you in at the shallow end with this one.